greekgosh:

This article is me





funohtrixpointnever:

fartinonfaces:

please let me go here when i die

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witchlight-dnd:

this is the most realistic feature I’ve ever given a character



vinegarfemme:

notkatniss:

this guy literally doesnt need tan

This guy dresses like he just got out of filming the lesbian version of queer eye



trufflesmushroom:

mooncrickets:

rowanwoodcock:

Happy Pride Month y’all know Frog is That Bitch and Toad 100% supports him.

bruh theyre borderline canonically dating what do you mean supports?!

Happy Pride Month to old gay married husbands Frog and Toad 💖💖💖💖



ofools:

broke-broken-breaking:

ofools:

There is no reason to be scared of horses I don’t know why every makes such a big fuss about them. They’re good animals, love sugar!

Muscular and strong, the perfect friend

a horse did not write this, I created this post with my human digits

OP is literally an odd-toed ungulate but go off I guess

step closer to fence and put out your hand and expose fingers, I am not dangerous



slavz:

liberals on here like “st*pid is an ableist slur” and then turn around and call you a queer



homoboyfriend:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.



odinsnotwearingmakeup:

queerlove:

reblog the gay frog in 30 seconds and you will meet the gay love of your life

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jncos:

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans



deepnest:

horny-gopher:

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i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words

freud said its my turn to play the xbox



tejuina:

cocksmasher69:

talkingtrashcan:

NO MORE LESBIAN FILMS DIRECTED BY MEN

No more films directed by men

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turnon:

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this