ofools:

broke-broken-breaking:

ofools:

There is no reason to be scared of horses I don’t know why every makes such a big fuss about them. They’re good animals, love sugar!

Muscular and strong, the perfect friend

a horse did not write this, I created this post with my human digits

OP is literally an odd-toed ungulate but go off I guess

step closer to fence and put out your hand and expose fingers, I am not dangerous

slavz:

liberals on here like “st*pid is an ableist slur” and then turn around and call you a queer

homoboyfriend:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.

jncos:

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

deepnest:

horny-gopher:

i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words

freud said its my turn to play the xbox

tejuina:

cocksmasher69:

talkingtrashcan:

NO MORE LESBIAN FILMS DIRECTED BY MEN

No more films directed by men

turnon:

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

nu-scene:

LGBT pride month stamps by paravoidant | help support me and my sick cat by donating or commissioning me! happy pride everyone! ♡

littlebluecaboose:

*on a date*

babe….when im with you……shrimp heaven really *is* now……

goodpokemonedits:

dinraaal:

goodpokemonedits:

Oh, there’s my big boy!

don’t like this boy

cruzfucker69:

shitmystudentswrite:

James Madison and his boyfriend, Thomas Jefferson, wrote the Constitution because the Articles were dumb.

rpdrquotes:

Asia: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Miz Cracker: Cheese is so good, though.

The Vixen: We got one.

lokisuggestion:

hey. fuck you 

flowerinaflame:

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

jemthecrystalgem:

neptunes-salty-butthole:

cheshiretiffy:

pats-a-lats:

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

Holy shit.

This is glorious

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

antikevinfeige:

me at age 11 learning the word ‘fuck’: